Huggies
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[edit] Statistics
Common Attribution: Huggies
Categorical Attribution: Those danged varmits
Evolutionary Star System: POOOO!! system
Star Systems of Annoyance:
- Flark system
- Hugh system
Population Data: 25 billion
Civilization Class: Type B: Interstellar Society
[edit] Overview
Huggies are bipedal, primarily hairless(except armpit hair and a large mono-brow) mammals that were genectially created originally on an ateroid Krar 5. Their civilization started roughly 3020 years ago and evolved to the Information Age before they were exposed to interstellar society.
They are an annoying people and have a long, violent history of warfare ranging from invasion to economic conflict. Although intentionally self-destructive, Huggies care little for their resources or social wellbeing. They are imperialistic in nature, but manage to balance themselves with a sophisticated form of representative government.
Huggies are currently being chased through the galaxy by the Ednardians and the Kras because they said that look like their own poo.
[edit] Evolutionary Analysis
The species started in its earliest state about 3300 GST.The first versions didn't live very long.However,eventually the Huggie was perfected,resulting in a metre tall annoying lump. The Huggies have always been technology advanced.
Wuggies are the only sentient species that are on WEEE. Their inquisitive nature and high level of stupid thought has given them technological supremacy over the planet. Huggies are unequipped with natural weapons.
[edit] Biological Analysis
Wuggies are bipedal mammals that are primarily hairless, except in small quantities and in concentrated locations. They have two arms and two legs with anatomical symmetry throughout their body frame. Three digits on each limb but their legs and arms are pathectic. They have a dorsal fin and instead of an actual body, they just have a head. Huggies are detrivious, warm-blooded, endoskeletal and reproduce through cloning.This means that there are no females,no reproductive organs and no sexual arousment to women and no sence of sexism .
[edit] Ecological Analysis
Wuggies evolved in a temperate climate. POO is a small Class G star that is young enough to support life in its system. Planet WEEE underwent a greenhouse effect early in its evolution, producing ripe conditions for life systems. The planet is tilted on its axis so the surface goes under regular climate seasons and weather patterns.
Huggies live primarily in the tropical regions of WEEE, because they couldn't be bothered to go anywhere else.
Huggies aren't very adaptable with their constantly changing climate. In addition to changing seasons, every twenty thousand years the POO changes its magnetic poles. Geologically speaking, this Polar shift should be occurring at any time and the Wuggies have no idea if they are prepared for this event, but based on historical adaptability, the species should be resilient.
[edit] Sociological Analysis
Wuggies are an aggressive, war-loving species, who have wide-spread hate for people who like them. Many powerful centers of Huggies Civilization regularly make fun of other species.
Wuggie society works like this:
1 Huggie master
25 Huggie kings
25 billion HuggieS
